Otherwise known as sperm donation 655321:
Conceived in a broken test tube, I was one of many failed Hippie attempts to create a new race of high endurance fast food employees, who, could work 75 hrs. a week on minimal wage and never complain. After overcoming the urge to flip burgers for all eternity I discovered new interests such as snowboarding and photography while perfecting the arts of seducing young women in dark bars, seducing dumb women in bright bars, sleeping in jail cells, organizing open mic poetry readings preformed by mimes, masturbating while standing on my head and have put together a collection of bottle caps that will someday save the free world from it's self. Give a hoot, don't pollute! P.S. all my writing and photography is copy written, so feel free to steal it, I need the money and love to sue!!!
What am I looking for? Pinheads, dwarfs, giants, hunchbacks, pre-op transsexuals, bearded women, people with tails, horns, wings, reversed hands or feet, anyone born without arms, legs, eyes, breasts, genitals, ears, nose, lips. All people with unusually large genitals. All manner of extreme visual perversion. Hermaphrodites and teratoids(alive or dead). Anyone bearing the wounds of Christ. Woman whose faces are covered with large skin lesions willing to pose in evening gowns. People who live as comic book heroes, boot, corset and bondage fetishists. Anyone claiming to be God. God. (J.P. Witkin)
If you don't fit into any of these categories don't fret, I am still willing to work with you being that I am very open minded and willing to shoot anything.